This was so much work, so please don’t steal.
Saddest moment of my life.
WELL THEN DON’T TALK ABOUT IT IT HURTS TOO MUCH OKAY
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
now my favourite post on tumblr
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
there’s a special place in hell for people who worship satan
no seriously they probably get the penthouse suite and have sleepovers with him
That water is so fucking clear…
type of place I wanna live
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss